Yet more proof that there is no God.

Keanu Reeves has been cast as Spike Spiegel in the upcoming live-action American take on one of my favorite anime series: Cowboy Bebop.

It’s like they don’t want my money. Like they’re trying to see if they can get me to pay them not to produce a movie I’d normally camp out to see. If God really existed he’d have smote the casting director with a rain of Space Frogs before the deal was finalized.

Why Space Frogs? It’d be proof of God’s love and divine justice.

Rumor has it Keanu Reeves set to play Spike in “Cowboy Bebop.”

Well if this rumor at First Showing is true then my enthusiasm for a live-action Cowboy Bebop movie just flew out the window.