Now Christians can pretend to play a guitar without all that Satanic music.

In the ongoing quest to Christianize anything that’s remotely popular the next craze to be converted is the video game Guitar Hero. The folks at Digital Praise (Glorifying God Through Interactive Media) will soon present to you Guitar Praise:

Grab the guitar and play along with top Christian bands! Shred those riffs or blast the bass…you add a unique sound to the solid Christian rock. But watch out: if you can’t keep up, the artists will take a break and stop the music. Crank it up and try again – you’ll soon be rockin’ with the best while praising the Lord!

Key Features:

  • Features hit songs from popular Christian rock bands – (see list below)
  • Includes wireless USB guitar controller.
  • Two guitars can be connected at the same time, so two guitarists can play together – either on the same track or one on lead, the other on bass.
  • Players press the fret buttons and strum on the strum bar in time to the color-coded notes as they scroll onscreen.
  • Offers over 50 songs with 4 levels of play per song – from easy to expert.  Beginners start slowly, but soon their fingers will be flying; – just like a real guitarist.
  • Onscreen lyrics reflect Christian values.  Vocalists can sing their hearts out as their friends play the guitar.
  • Record keeping lets players store high scores per song and unlock new songs in sets of six as they progress through the game and post their scores online.
  • Players can also earn new guitars with richer sounds and different effects.

Works on Windows and Mac computers.

The track list has some pretty amusing titles in it too such as: The Flame in All of Us and Rebirthing. Hoo boy! We’re going to have a fun time tonight!