The solution to global warming is simple.

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Well, that’s one problem solved. What’s next?

We’ve known about global warming for a long time.

One of the arguments that often comes up during discussions on global warming, it’s even come up here on SEB, is that some of the folks pushing global warming look like they’re in it to make a buck. While it’s certain that some of them are, the implication seems to be that this is just something those people dreamed up recently, but I can remember hearing about the potential for global warming back when I was a kid and scientists had been talking about it well before I was born. Take the following clip from a 1957 episode of the Bell Telephone Hour titled “The Unchained Goddess.” It pretty much says what’s being said today, but well before global warming was something most folks had ever heard of:

I find it hard to believe that people hoping to make a quick buck over a phony crisis would take some 50 years to do it. That shows one helluva foresight and long-range planning.

Found via Boing Boing.

Global warming? Bah, it’s just God tilting the Earth.

So says the nutcase who wrote the following editorial:

Butch Dallmann, Moorhead, Letter: All answers can be found in the Bible

Published Thursday, September 04, 2008

Well, folks, here we go again.
First they try to make us believe in the “big-bang” theory; then the “millions of years” theory; then the “we all came from monkeys” theory or even the “sea” theory.

Let’s get into the real solution as to what happened and read the Bible. Genesis will explain how it all was created.

Now for the global warming story Al Gore and others are pushing on us; it’s time to read Genesis to Revelation in the Bible.

When God sent the rain on this Earth for 40 days and nights, all this water had to go someplace so the Earth would be dry again.

Remember, God is the Creator and controls the universe.

God tilted the Earth from its original position and caused all the excess water to rush to the poles, and there he instantly froze the water into the ice formations that exist today.

Time is ticking down on God’s time clock. With all the nuclear bombs that are made and stored for the fast-emerging last battle, this Earth would burn up when these nuclear bombs are set off.

We are not creating global warming – God is tipping the Earth back to its original position on its axis and thus getting all this ice to get ready to move and extinguish the nuclear destructive fires man will create.

Time is running out, folks. Jesus is coming soon. Do you know him as your personal Savior?

Well that explains everything. How foolish of me to think it could have possibly been anything man might have done. God tilting the Earth is a much more likely possibility than man releasing millions of tons of carbon into the atmosphere.

Ow! I think I sprained my sarcasm muscle.

Remember folks, that guy can vote.

Found at Diatomaceous Earth via Pharyngula.