It’s good to be the Mountain King.

Apparently I’ve been leading a double life without realizing it. When I’m not off fixing computer problems it seems I’m busy making bicycle tires. At least if this ad sent in by one of my former coworkers is anything to go by:

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Now I just want to know what I’m doing with that extra paycheck as I can’t seem to locate it in my bank account.