Anne: Your breakfast is on the counter. A boiled egg cut in half with some bacon and half a banana. Put it in the microwave for 20 seconds. Take the banana off the plate before you put it in the microwave.
Me: You don’t think I should microwave the banana?
Anne: If you want a hot banana then go ahead.
Me: I already HAVE a hot banana.
Anne: *sighs* I knooooowwwwww.
I live for moments like this.
TOO cute ( even Even For You )