Feel the Christian love: 4-year-old sings “Ain’t no homo gonna make it to Heaven.”

Jesus preached faith, tolerance, and love. I wonder what he would make of this performance by a 4-year-old boy at the Apostolic Truth Tabernacle in Greensburg, Indiana?

For those of you having trouble making out the words here’s a transcript:

I know the Bible’s right,

Somebody’s wrong…

Ain’t no homo’s gonna make it to heaven

I’m not that disturbed that a 4-year-old is singing this song. It’s clear by his reaction to the cheering adults around him that he really doesn’t understand what it is he’s singing about.  He only knows that it makes all the adults in the room think he’s wonderful. It’s the adults with their enthusiastic standing ovation that disturbs me. It’s the adults who should be ashamed of themselves. The kid is a victim.

Not that any of them see it that way. The video has gone viral and the church finds itself being bombarded with negative criticism so much so that they updated their website yesterday with this statement:

5/30/12 – The Pastor and members of Apostolic Truth Tabernacle do not condone, teach, or practice hate of any person for any reason. We believe and hope that every person can find true Bible salvation and the mercy and grace of God in their lives. We are a strong advocate of the family unit according to the teachings and precepts found in the Holy Bible. We believe the Holy Bible is the Divinely-inspired Word of God and we will continue to uphold and preach that which is found in scripture.

Technically speaking I suppose there’s nothing inherently hateful about the lyric “ain’t no homos going to make it to Heaven.” Depending on how you interpret the Bible it could be considered a simple statement of fact. The absolute glee and joy of the people in the congregation to the claim, however, is borderline sociopathic.

Consider the implications of this song: If the homos aren’t going to Heaven then their obvious destination, according to their professed beliefs, is Hell — a place of endless suffering beyond imagining — and they’re just delighted by that idea! Isn’t it wonderful that we’ve gotten this cute little boy to sing about how those nasty gays are gonna burn, burn, burn!

You’d think a good Christian would be saddened that anyone would end up in Hell, but that doesn’t appear to be the case here. And it’s not enough that they have to be bigots themselves, but they have to make sure their kids are bigots from as early an age as possible too. And people wonder why Richard Dawkins says indoctrinating your kids into religion before they’re even able to understand it is a form of child abuse. He’s darling! How could that be considered abuse?

It’s shit like this that sometimes makes me wish Jesus were real and would show up right there on that stage just about the time the kid stops singing just so I could see the looks on the faces of the people who were so happy about that cute little ditty. Based on what I know of his teachings in the Bible I somehow doubt he’d be particularly amused by their antics.

With love like that who needs haters?

3 thoughts on “Feel the Christian love: 4-year-old sings “Ain’t no homo gonna make it to Heaven.”

  1. I think you’re giving Jesus too much credit Les. The Jesus depicted in the Gospels condemned a lot of people to the eternal flames (though, yes, he never mentions gays,) and engaged in rather selective “love.” In some ways he is a tolerant character, in other ways he is not, particularly in sexual matters. I recognize that the Jesus of the Gospels teaches many things that would belie much of modern Christianity, but we shouldn’t go overboard.

    But that total nitpicking on my part aside, obviously you’re totally correct and, as you noted, Dawkins has the last word on this issue. The presumption that it is justifiable to teach children harmful nonsense because it is under the purview of religion demonstrates why faith does not deserve the respect that it receives. It is not good enough to say “this is my religion, respect it.” I can tolerate religion by not attempting to outlaw or persecute it, but I don’t have to respect it.

    As for the adults in the video, they are the voice of everything that is wrong with America and with much of the wider world. That they hate gays is almost secondary; the groupthink, the dogmatism, the lack of decency, the disconnect from reality or from the wider world, the provincialism, and yes, the faith, is what I loathe most about them.

  2. Brought to mind the sisters Lamb and Lynx Gaede who were the poster children of the white supremacist Neo-Nazi movement for a time, singers performing under the name Prussian Blue. They had been indoctrinated / inculcated from a young age into the mind-set of the Nazis by their family and people they associated with.

    The sisters have now renounced their former ideology: http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/7766691390/remember-prussian-blue-theyre-still-singers-but

    Can only hope that the boy shown in your video is also able to overcome his brainwashing but as St. Francis Xavier’s famous quote says “Give me the child until he is seven and I’ll give you the man” there may not be much prospect of that happening.

  3. Maybe he’ll grow up, move to Fort Wayne, and become a rattlesnake preacher. One with a short career…

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