An answer to the question “How do Atheist families celebrate Christmas?”

The following answer is totally and unequivocally true:

11 thoughts on “An answer to the question “How do Atheist families celebrate Christmas?”

  1. I agree – but virgins are SO HARD to find these days. Especially what with all the Big Bangs.

  2. Actually, TBBT is one of my favourite TV series 🙂

     

    BTW, this year there were only 3 prostitutes////////virgins at our orgy; Ho,Ho,Ho 😉

  3. You’d be surprised how untrue that is, Articulett. Especially these days when being a geek isn’t a bad thing.

    But even back in my day, and I grew up playing Dungeons and Dragons, there were enough females of similar bent around to make sure that cliche wasn’t true.

  4. @ Zilch:

    And then there’s the ritual cannibalism and vampire ceremony – no, wait, that would be the Catholic Church.

    😉 😆

    How about exchanging bodily fluids under the mistletoe – no, wait, that would be . . .

    ROTFL

    Peace.

  5. Leguru- friends of mine here say that Santa is making inroads in Turkey. It’s all of us.

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