In honor of the nosedive the stock market took yesterday…

It’s always better to laugh in the face of tragedy than cry, right? If so then here’s this:

Not that I know what I’d have to cry about. It’s not like I own any stocks. I’m waaay too stupid to know how to play the stock market.

3 thoughts on “In honor of the nosedive the stock market took yesterday…

  1. I’m waaay too stupid to know how to play the stock market.

    So are the quants on Wall Street, apparently. Difference is they are in a position to rig the game.

  2. I’m so stupid I had to learn the hard way that I am too stupid to play the stock market. Way back when I was 20 I knew what a sucker was and that I was a sucker in some situations, but somehow it took a long long time for that knowledge to really get down in my bones. Maybe it’s just weary cynicism replacing youthful optimism.

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