It has come to this: Man robs bank of $1 to get medical care in jail.

What do you do when you’re jobless and homeless with a host of medical problems none of which justify a visit to an emergency room? Well, they provide free medical care in jail.

That’s the solution James Verone of North Carolina came up with so he walked into a local bank and handed the teller a note that simply said: “This is a bank robbery. please only give me one dollar.” Then he went over to a bench and sat down and waited for the police to arrive and arrest him:

“I wanted to make it known that this wasn’t for monetary reasons, but for medical reasons,” he says.

That’s right James Verone says he has no medical insurance. He has a growth of some sort on his chest, two ruptured disks and a problem with his left foot. He is 59-years old and with no job and a depleted bank account. He thought jail was the best place he could go for medical care and a roof over his head.

Verone is hoping for a three year sentence.

He’d then be able to collect social security when he got out, and says he’d head for the beach.

“I’ve already looked at a condominium. I’ve spoken to a realtor, on Myrtle Beach,” he says.

via Man claims he robbed bank of $1 in order to secure jail health care | wlbz2.com.

It’s arguable whether or not he had no other choice, I’m not familiar enough with what options for free medical care exist in the region of North Carolina he resides in, but it’s probably the approach with the least red tape. He doesn’t recommend everyone take this approach to getting needed medical care, but he doesn’t have any regrets even after the jailhouse doctor scolded him for manipulating the system.

There’s just one small flaw with his clever plan:

Because he only demanded one dollar and didn’t have a weapon police charged him not with bank robbery, but larceny, so he might not get as much time in the slammer as he was hoping for.

Ain’t that a bitch? You go through the trouble of robbing a bank and the cops only charge you with larceny. What’s an honest man got to do to get three years of jail time around here?

Of course if we had a single payer system here in America then even the homeless could get needed medical care without having to resort to crime to get it. But that would be too much like those cesspools of communism known as the U.K. and Canada.

3 thoughts on “It has come to this: Man robs bank of $1 to get medical care in jail.

  1. I don’t know about NC, but I know in TN it is almost impossible to get on the Healthcare system there unless you have minor children. My sister is basically homeless after my BIL divorced her…she had to go in for two major (lifesaving) surgeries last year (which prevented her from getting a job) and is now staying with my other sister.

    She was supposed to get a year of health insurance from my BIL (per the courts) but since she was pretty much in surgeries and recovering all last year and he was caring for the kids, he dropped it on her and now she can’t get back on because he is trying to get full custody of the kids (not to mention take away her alimony and child support so she will have NO income). The legal implications aside since she can sue him now for dropping her…she still doesn’t have insurance in case she may need to go back into the hospital.

    She is scared that she will have to go in for more surgery now that she doesn’t have insurance.

    So, Technically she is poor, but she isn’t eligible for TennCare without her kids. If you are an able adult with no kids you are screwed. Even if you have a disability it is difficult to get on TennCare.

    But, you know Les that people are just lazy and want a free ride… /sarcasm

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