New Orleans Pastor who rails against “Decadence Fest” found masturbating in a park.

Seems 53-year-old Pastor Grant Storms can’t follow his own preachings. Known for ranting against behaviors and festivities he considers sinful, the horny Pastor was arrested and charged with obscenity after two women called the police on him for masturbating in a public park:

Storms has been a primary voice of opposition to “Decadence Fest,” an event that draws tens of thousands of gays and lesbians to the city for a weekend-long party in the Quarter.

Police say two women told park workers they saw Storms masturbating inside a van in the park near the carousel.

Sheriff spokesman Sgt. Larry Dyess told WWL First News that Storms origianlly told responding officers that he was tired from cutting grass and was urinating into a bottle inside of his van.

However, Dyess says that in further interviews with detectives, Storms admitted to masturbating inside the van.

There was no word if the good Pastor was using the children at the nearby carousel as… inspiration, but you’d think he’d have the good sense to wait till he got home and look up some porn on the Internet like most people do. It’s not that I begrudge him taking care of a common human drive, but there’s an appropriate time and place if you don’t want to be judged to be a pervy hypocrite.

At the very least, Pastor Storms now becomes one more example of how being religious doesn’t make you any more moral than anyone else.

6 thoughts on “New Orleans Pastor who rails against “Decadence Fest” found masturbating in a park.

  1. I have ceased to be amazed when moralist assholes get caught, literally, with their pants down.

    It used to be shocking but now that it’s happened so many times, I can’t help but assume that they’re all closeted perverts.

  2. Who cares if he was jacking off in his van. Its HIS van. The women who reported him should be the ones arrested for privacy invasion and peeping.

  3. Well, Moloch, you’re not allowed to do that in public view, even if a partition of glass separates you from the world. Just try flinging open the drapes in your living room and having a wank for the neighbourhood. It won’t matter much if its YOUR house.

  4. Moloch, if he is in plain view it’s everybody’s business, and parents certainly have EVERY right to keep an eye on who’s hanging around the carousel. Under the law, anything taking place within plain view on the other side of the glass is considered to be LEGALLY in “plain view,” whether you are in your car withe the windows open or otherwise uncovered, or in your living room with the drapes open and facing the street or your neighbors. Why are you taking up for a pervert beating off to the sight of little kids, anyway? If I was the mom who caught him, I would have dragged him out of the van and beat the crap out of him before the cops got there.

  5. @ Moloch:
    I am guessing this moloch is a conservative christian…. google republican sex offenders… you will be amazed!

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