That Jesus fellow is very busy, but never so busy that he can’t appear in some random object:
MCLEAN, Va. — The Norton family says an image of Jesus is engraved in a tree in their front yard, right where a limb once was.
“I noticed the hair and then the beard and then it came together,” said 12-year-old Bella Norton.
“I think that is Jesus,” said Bella’s mom, Lamya Norton.
[…] “It’s a sign that we’re all safe and it’s, everybody is loved in our family,” said Bella.
Norton says she even called her priest.
“Of course, my priest reminded me maybe it’s a reminder you should be coming to church more,” she said.
I dunno. Looks more like a Predator to me. Perhaps they should be less concerned about going to church and more concerned with setting some traps and covering themselves in mud to hide from the impending arrival of alien hunters. There are several very fine documentaries available on how to fight the Predators which they may want to review.