God was the first Epic Troll.

When you stop to really think about it, God is a dick:

Pic of God trollin'.

Found via Internet Today.

5 thoughts on “God was the first Epic Troll.

  1. I paraphrase Bill Hicks about the fossils.

    You get to the pearly gates and St. Peter asks you, “Did you believe in Dinosaurs?”

    “Of course I did. There were fossils everywhere.”

    *Booooooom* “To the lake of fire with you!”

    “It seemed so plausible aaaaaaaaaaaaah.”

  2. OMFG I’m going to make a poster out of this at the studio hell yeah AWESOME! Very very funny stuff!

  3. On the seventh day God looked down, “There it is. My Creation, perfect and holy in all ways. Now I can rest. [Checks pockets & Looks around] Shit! I left fuckin’ pot everywhere. I should never have smoked that joint on the third day. Hehe, that was the day I created the possum. Still gives me a chuckle.
    Are we sure Bill Hicks wasn’t the second coming of Christ? He’s come and gone but there was no Rapture. Maybe cause he tried desperately to tell us the truth And all we did was laugh. 😉

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