Grandma uses her tits in fight against noisy ATVs.

Sometimes in life you’ll find yourself at loggerheads with your neighbors over issues that the cops can’t really address. Marika De Florio of Seeley’s Bay, Ontario found herself in just such a situation and found an equally clever way to deal with it:

Bare breasts vs. neighbour’s ATV – Canada – Canoe.ca.

The 56-year-old says she is sick and tired of her neighbours’ five-year-old grandson driving a loud all-terrain vehicle for hours on her quiet street in Seeley’s Bay, near Kingston. So she found a solution under her shirt.

De Florio has discovered that if she goes out topless, the boy’s horrified grandparents rush the child into the house.

And she said she will continue to go topless every time the child rides the ATV.

“It is maddening,” she said of the noise.

“I’m going mental. I can’t breathe and I’m not moving, but I need some peace. I can’t believe I did this, but they pulled the kid inside and then called police because of their small-town mentality.”

That’s what I call thinking with your chest! Now you may be thinking to yourself that this solution can’t work for too long what with the police getting involved, but it turns out that — much like riding a noisy ATV for hours on end — De Florio isn’t doing anything illegal:

She is not breaking the law, because in Canada women are allowed to be topless.

“There is not a criminal charge for that … not since 1996,” said Toronto Police Const. Isabelle Cotton.

[…]

Former University of Guelph student Gwen Jacobs caused an uproar when she strolled topless down the street on a hot summer day in July 1991.

She fought all the way to the Ontario Court of Appeal and won the right for women in the province to go shirtless in public, so long as they are not seeking commercial gain or displaying overt sexuality.

Needless to say, the neighbors aren’t happy about this solution:

Mike Berry says he is also at the end of his rope.

“I’m not happy with what has been going on,” he said. “We need a little give and take. It isn’t right to go around topless in front of kids.”

Right, because the sight of a naked breast is just so horribly corrupting to young minds. Which is why you should blindfold a baby before breastfeeding it and never let children watch or read National Geographic.

It’s probably a safe bet that at 56-years-old De Florio’s boobs are probably a little worse for wear, but I’m proud of her for baring them just the same. Of course, if her neighbors weren’t such prudes it would all be in vain, but I suppose that’s one silver lining to having prudes around.

11 thoughts on “Grandma uses her tits in fight against noisy ATVs.

  1. Right, because the sight of a naked breast is just so horribly corrupting to young minds. Which is why you should blindfold a baby before breastfeeding it and never let children watch or read National Geographic.

    ROTFL!

    won the right for women in the province to go shirtless in public, so long as they are not seeking commercial gain or displaying overt sexuality.

    Next thing you know, women will be voting and driving cars! What is this world coming to??? πŸ˜‰

    Peace.

  2. I needed that. Thanks, Les, and thanks to that brave bare-breasted Canadian woman.

  3. That’s Judo, using their own prudishness to throw them off-balance.

    Actually it would to the kids good to see an old woman’s worse for wear. They might get a sense of human mortality. Their parents should tell them: “as you get older, everything gets bigger, hairier, and closer to the ground.”

  4. Their parents should tell them: β€œas you get older, everything gets bigger, hairier, and closer to the ground.”

    Ummmm – the visual, here . . . OHHHHH πŸ™‚

    Peace.

  5. as you get older, everything gets bigger, hairier, and closer to the ground.”

    HILARIOUS!! Oh my goodness, you had me crackin’ up! Thanks. πŸ™‚

  6. This broad is fucked six ways from Sunday. Believe me, I’ve had dealings with her, she’s a little bit off of center line!

  7. she’s a little bit off of center line!

    I would hope so! How else could you come up with such a creative solution? Here’s to all those who are “a little bit off of center line.” πŸ™‚

    Peace.

  8. “This broad is fucked six ways from Sunday.”

    Ooooh! Lucky lady! At 56, I’d like to be f’d 6 ways from Sunday, too – and so would my husband.

  9. *snicker* I work and live at what is basically a vacation town, ever since I found out aboiut that law I’ve prayed that some ladies would take the opportunity to do so, but no luck. *sigh* on the other hand, I’ve also prayed that whomever would, would not be 56 years old….

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