Skeptic busts psychic’s “evil money” scam.

This is a dual purpose story. First, it’s about dumbasses who believe psychics are real and end up allowing themselves to be scammed out of their money. Secondly, it’s about how a little skepticism can make all the difference.

It takes place in ***Dave’s neck of the woods and it involves a Denver-area psychic named Nancy D. Marks:

Lafayette police say the investigation began after receiving complaints about possible fraudulent activity. The accusations involved the loss of large amounts of money that police say were given to Marks for “psychic readings” and other psychic services.

Marks was arrested on three charges including two counts of Theft Over $20,000 and one count of Criminal Impersonation. She was being held in the Boulder County Jail on $250,000 bond.

It seems Ms. Marks, which is a surprisingly apt name in some ways, was telling folks that their money was possessed by evil spirits which was the cause of their suffering. I bet you’ll be able to guess what her solution to that problem was. That’s right, they needed to give her their money so that she could make the money suffer instead of the idiots clients.

Amazingly enough, more than one person actually bought into this bullshit. One gave her $50,000 and another upwards of $240,000.

It all came to an end, however, when someone with just a bit of skepticism decided to visit the psychic on a lark. You’ll have to watch the news report to get the full details:

Kudos to Linda, who’s last name wasn’t given for some odd reason, for her skepticism and dedication to getting this fraud busted. I especially liked how she rolled her eyes when recounting how Marks told her she had a number of evil spirits around her that required a butt load of money to banish.

For the record I am not a psychic, but if you are stunningly credulous and are troubled by evil money spirits then I would be more than happy to accept your money and make it suffer so you don’t have to. I have come up with a number of ways I will punish the evil money spirits by forcing them to do good by buying food with it and paying my rent. Being that I am already evil the evil money spirits will have no power over me so my safety is insured. I will also further my evil by forcing evil spirits to do good things which is the ultimate in suffering for them which insures my evilness will be maintained.

See? It all makes sense. So long as you have the brains of a grapefruit.

5 thoughts on “Skeptic busts psychic’s “evil money” scam.

  1. I was all set to make a monetary donation to the SEB fundraiser until I had a chance to read this post and sick, twisted, evil shit you would have done with my money. I’m glad I did a little research first!

  2. People are extorted by churches everyday. What’s the difference? Shouldn’t we be arresting preachers? Benny Hinn? Personally I think that people can believe any crazy bullshit they want. Where is the line between a carnival barker, a preacher and a psychic?

  3. THARS SOM SERIEUS BAD PSYCHICS WHO RIP GOOD PEOPLE IN DALLAS, TEXAS………EAST MOCKINGBIRD LANE HAS A VERY BAD PSYCHIC AND THAR ARE MANYS MORE. THAR ARE EVERYWARE GOOD PEOPLE………..BEWARE OF ALL THESE CON-NIVING, LYING DE-GEN-ER-ATES!!! PSYCHIC NAMES ARE MANY LIKE DOROTHY, HELEN, LISA, NICOLE, ANN, CATHY, KATHY, JENNA, MARKS, JOHNS, YOU KNOW EM ALL!!!

  4. I would like to see a pic/photo/mugshot of THIS Nancy Marks.
    There are a number of fraudulent ,dishonest Nancy Marks’s,all Romani Gypsies. They do all kinds of scams and other criminal things.
    I would like to see a pic of THIS one. There is one in Florida, one in Janesville Wisconsin who travels all over to do her evil scamming,and I believ one in San Diego-
    Not every person named ‘Nancy Marks’ is a Romani fake psychic scammer, or even Romani, but it is a name they like to use. No dooubt this ones ‘real’ name is Jane or Janet Nicholas, but probably only God knows her true real name and identity. That is how bad it is. Thank you.

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