SEB Mailbag: Hi, my name is Don. I’m a moron.

I present the following epistle without comment:

From: Donald Sikinger <yuo4yuo4@yahoo.com>

Subject: Hi there, my name is Don and your place sucks as it is way too confusing.

Hi there, my name is Don and your place sucks as it is way too confusing.

les@stupidevilbastard.com

I’m still trying to figure out what exactly do you do, as it certainly is not for conversation, or to sell garbage to make a buck, but rather how much of a mess you can make on the web.

Are you seriously paying hard earned cash for your space on the internet? You are joking right?

I would call you by your own title but that would get me no where.

What is it that you do on the net, what is your purpose? Trying to get around your place is like a drive threw a garage dump, or perhaps filtering a septic tank, but what the hell it is a free country—the last I checked.

No, you have not offended me in some long lost post so do not get any strange ideas.

I’m simply telling you your site is a crap hole of confusion as you over tech yourself beyond reason—as if you fucking care. You do not care, then I do not.

Are you political, religious, terrorist (HA HA) where are the posting sights even after registering? What are you selling—you have a listing of your merchandise? Perhaps organize your merchandise by price or shipping—do you ship to Kumbaia Mexico or Scumtaatoo Idaho?

So I will take ONE T-shit saying—YOU Stupid Evil Bastard— but I could not find that page on your site either. You must be fixing your site, with revisions on top of revisions and then more revisions, and then alterations, deletions, add on gimmicks, banning at random, and in the end—YOU stupid evil bastard— what a fucked up form you have. Have you banned yourself yet? Just wondering with all the revamping.

Ok, all in good fun, I will poke around and try to learn something, like what not to do.

And YOU stay away from religious sites, I would not want you to go ape on me when you are doing so good.

Don

Don did manage to somehow register an account, no small feat given the above rambling barrage of words, and he even submitted an entry that consisted of of the following brief comment:

I do not think you understand the Bible. Try reading it and not looking at the letters.

I’m not sure if that’s deeply profound or stunningly stupid, but I’m leaning towards the latter interpretation.

23 thoughts on “SEB Mailbag: Hi, my name is Don. I’m a moron.

  1. Well Les, I find the layout here fine.

    I’m wondering if I can get a StupidEvilBastard Shit too though – presumably you make those yourself…..

  2. Nope, too lazy to make them myself, but there is a Cafe Press link in the right hand sidebar where I offer a few things. Need to go in an update the store, though. Been offering the same items forever. Need to come up with something new.

  3. Oh, and although I don’t have my own SEB shirt, I am buying one as a birthday present for my friend Tom, since the tagline “What the fuck is wrong with you people?” is something Tom proclaims all the time….

  4. Les, you are missing a great chance for a technical adviser. Maybe you should take him to work with you so he can really get down to business about getting you straight on this computer thingy.

  5. I’d like to point out that he gave you at least one new item to put in the store, a shit with “YOU Stupid Evil Bastard” on it. Of course he might try to get money from you if you sell one…….

  6. Wow. There’s an awful lot of wharrrgarbl in that email. It appears the poor schlub just has a difficult time navigating blogs. Or perhaps he had just awakened last week from a 15-year coma and discovered the Internet. Or maybe he’s just slow. Take your pick.

  7. Jay and I own SEB sweatshirts so we can testify that they are warm and cause a lot of eye widening attention. But what can you expect when two old farts parade around in their apparel that advertises their son’s blog!

  8. Ok…while funny….I am trying to figure out exactly what he was looking for or expecting. It is pretty cut and dry unless he has never encountered a blog…

    shrug

  9. I find when I try to read something while not looking at the letters all I see is a blurry mess. That’s probably why this Don fellow has trouble reading this blog, he’s using that method.

  10. I gave my son an SEB courier bag several years ago. His friends find it very amusing.

    But Don, um… what?

  11. That last comment made me laugh so hard that my room mate knocked to see if everything was cool. I’m pretty sure it’s the latter.

  12. I’m not sure if that’s deeply profound or stunningly stupid, but I’m leaning towards the latter interpretation.

    Sounds like a very reasonable lean. 🙂

    Peace.

  13. I’m not sure if that’s deeply profound or stunningly stupid, but I’m leaning towards the latter interpretation.

    Sounds like a very reasonable lean. 🙂

    WordPress is giving me some grief, here. The page would not load, so I tried again. Got the error message that it was a duplicate comment, but neither post loaded. Left site and returned to find both posts on???

    Peace.

  14. This looks as if he wrote it without looking at any of the letters.

    And what’s a “T-shit”? That sounds awfully uncomfortable to pass, even if it doesn’t have anything written on it.

  15. I’m surprised that no one has mentioned the fact that this is clearly the same Don who wrote a lot of incomprehensible crap three-and-a-half years ago and was subsequently banned for it.

  16. Don, it took you a year and a half to finally make a comment on this entry about you. That’s some mighty serious time spent trying to think up a good response. The above is the best you could manage, eh?

    Yep, you are the moron I thought you to be.

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