I present the following epistle without comment:
From: Donald Sikinger <email@example.com>
Subject: Hi there, my name is Don and your place sucks as it is way too confusing.
Hi there, my name is Don and your place sucks as it is way too confusing.
I’m still trying to figure out what exactly do you do, as it certainly is not for conversation, or to sell garbage to make a buck, but rather how much of a mess you can make on the web.
Are you seriously paying hard earned cash for your space on the internet? You are joking right?
I would call you by your own title but that would get me no where.
What is it that you do on the net, what is your purpose? Trying to get around your place is like a drive threw a garage dump, or perhaps filtering a septic tank, but what the hell it is a free country—the last I checked.
No, you have not offended me in some long lost post so do not get any strange ideas.
I’m simply telling you your site is a crap hole of confusion as you over tech yourself beyond reason—as if you fucking care. You do not care, then I do not.
Are you political, religious, terrorist (HA HA) where are the posting sights even after registering? What are you selling—you have a listing of your merchandise? Perhaps organize your merchandise by price or shipping—do you ship to Kumbaia Mexico or Scumtaatoo Idaho?
So I will take ONE T-shit saying—YOU Stupid Evil Bastard— but I could not find that page on your site either. You must be fixing your site, with revisions on top of revisions and then more revisions, and then alterations, deletions, add on gimmicks, banning at random, and in the end—YOU stupid evil bastard— what a fucked up form you have. Have you banned yourself yet? Just wondering with all the revamping.
Ok, all in good fun, I will poke around and try to learn something, like what not to do.
And YOU stay away from religious sites, I would not want you to go ape on me when you are doing so good.
Don did manage to somehow register an account, no small feat given the above rambling barrage of words, and he even submitted an entry that consisted of of the following brief comment:
I do not think you understand the Bible. Try reading it and not looking at the letters.
I’m not sure if that’s deeply profound or stunningly stupid, but I’m leaning towards the latter interpretation.