Because I am completely unwilling to have my nostrils waxed:
Before admiring the powerful muscularity of the latest pickup truck model, some men attending The Man Expo on Friday afternoon stopped off to get their nose hair waxed or uni-brow trimmed.
“I can breathe better,” said Paul Garfield, 18, after taking his turn on the waxing table. “I won’t have to deal with the pesky nose hair. It didn’t hurt as bad.”
Encouraged by Garfield, a handful of his friends lined up, one by one, for their own wax jobs.
[…] On his way out of the expo, Adam Johnson, 36, said he came to the event because of all “the dude stuff.” He was slightly disappointed not to have seem more camping and outdoors equipment.
“One thing that I did that I was not expecting, was to get my nose hair waxed,” Johnson said. “My nose feels beautiful and slender. It feels five pounds lighter.”
Um… no. My nose is big, crooked, and ugly and no amount of waxing is going to change that fact. When the nose hairs get unruly I’ll make use of a small electric trimmer designed for the purpose, but waxing is out.