After 3 years and 171 wrong guesses the True Bible Decoders are still at it.

We last checked in with the The True Bible Code and Lord’s Witnesses people almost a year ago at the start of December 2008. At that point they were on guess number 126 that New York would be hit with a terrorist attack of some sort.

Now they’re up to guess number 172:

There will be a terrorist attack on the US taking the form of fire from the heavens and a rising mushroom cloud between 2009Tishr1 and 2009Tishri10 (September23-October3). The attack will hit Westside Midtown Manhattan producing a man made mushroom cloud rising from the Hudson river. 

Now would be the time to buy 3 years supply of candles, solar power, wind power, food, water, gas bottles, deisel etc. for yourself your loved ones and some guests. 

Because, honestly, if you can’t trust the advice of someone who has been wrong 171 times already then who’s advice can you trust? They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. I think these folks prove that adage quite well.

Each time I’ve visited their page over the past few years it has grown longer as they rush to invent new evidence to explain why their last prediction failed to come to pass. You do have to give them credit for owning up to their past failures. Though even they have lost count claiming they’ve only been wrong 155 times, or maybe only 145 times depending on, as they say themselves, how you count them, when it’s really 171. I know, I counted them up just to be sure.

They offer a Biblical justification for their continued attempts in the face of so much failure:

Why do the LWs keep predicting a nuclear terrorist attack from the bible when they have got it wrong so many times before?

Jesus said:
7 Keep on asking, and it will be given you; keep on seeking, and you will find; keep on knocking, and it will be opened to you.
8 For everyone asking receives, and everyone seeking finds, and to everyone knocking it will be opened (Matthew7).

Either you believe those words or your prefer the promises of Ferenc Gyurcsan, the Hungarian Prime Minister.

Jesus’ words do not mean that we should knock once or twice. They mean that we should keeping knocking until the door opens. For that is the promise. They do not mean that we should seek here and once we have done that we should seek there. They mean that we should seek everywhere until we find. For that is the promise. They do not mean that we should ask once or twice. They mean that we should ask every day and every hour of every day until we are answered. For that too is the promise.

And that is what we have done. And that is what we shall continue to do, God willing, because unlike the wonderful hungarian prime minister whose candour about his dishonesty is like a refreshing stream of truth in a desert of deception, Jesus is true to his word all the time. He is good for every one of his promises and he delivers what he says he will deliver. He does what he says he will do.

The only way we will not find is if we stop seeking. The only way it will not be opened to us is if we stop knocking. And the only way we will not be answered is if we stop asking.

In short they keep guessing because they have no doubts the event they are predicting will come to pass. They just can’t seem to figure out when it will happen, but that’s OK because if you keep on guessing then sooner or later you’ll either be right or die of old age. Guess which outcome I’d wager a bet on?

The fact that they keep asking (or rather guessing) and Jesus keeps not answering is no reason for these folks to stop guessing. It just means they need to guess again and again and again. They’re like the small child in the backseat of the car on a long road trip constantly asking “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Are we there yet?” Only there’s no parent in the front seat or, for that matter, a car. Which is probably for the best because after a 171 questions that parent would probably be ready to murder them for a little peace and quiet.

Incidentally I have no idea why they bring up the Hungarian Prime Minister. There’s probably mention of him someplace further up the page, but I didn’t bother to read the whole thing as it’s a lot of nonsense to wade through.

So we’ll check in in another 6 months, or year, or the next time I get bored and remember that these idiots are out on the web, just to see what the count is up to. Maybe they’ll get lucky some day and someone will do something in New York that’s close enough to what they’re waiting for that they can stop guessing and do a little “see I told you so” dance. I can just hear them now: “So what if it took us a couple of thousand guesses? In the end we were right!”

10 thoughts on “After 3 years and 171 wrong guesses the True Bible Decoders are still at it.

  1. Because, honestly, if you can’t trust the advice of someone who has been wrong 171 times already then who’s advice can you trust?

    Hey, it’s worked out pretty well for the Republicans.  In fact, I bet there’s some overlap…

  2. Hehe.  I wonder how many Lords’ Witnesses there are nowadays: when I was commenting there a couple of years ago, when they were still in the double digits of false predictions, there seemed to be around a dozen.  Now that the forum is closed, there’s no way of knowing if it’s not just the lone Elijah spinning his wheels.

  3. They didn’t even get their dates right! Today (October 2) is Tishri 14. Tishri 1 – 10 would have been September 19 – 28. September 23 – October 3 is Tishri 5 – 15. Also Tishri 2009 was over 3700 years ago! The year just rolled over to 5770 on the Hebrew calendar.

  4. “They didn’t even get their dates right! Today (October 2) is Tishri 14. Tishri 1 – 10 would have been September 19 – 28. September 23 – October 3 is Tishri 5 – 15. Also Tishri 2009 was over 3700 years ago! The year just rolled over to 5770 on the Hebrew calendar.

    Ohh..dammit! That’s why they have been wrong, it was just a date mixup.

  5. Ohh..dammit! That’s why they have been wrong, it was just a date mixup.

    “Just a date mixup?” JUST a date mixup? You saw what happened to Crocodile Dundie when he got a date mixed up. OH, that was date as in calendar date, no? English is such a funny language.  smile

    Even God didn’t finish his work in just one day. And then there were those tablets that were wrong, so Moses broke them and went back for more. See, it doesn’t always work out just right the first time!  tongue wink

  6. How do you buy a three year supply of solar power?

    Actually, I’m selling three year subscriptions of solar power for only $3,000.00 each. It’s a real bargain at this price and will soon become more expensive, so hurry and send me your check.  tongue wink cheese

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