If you find that you absolutely have to express your unhappiness by urinating on her chair then you should limit the number of times you do it:
“The first two or three times, we had someone clean it up and then it got to be so often that after the fourth time we started investigating pretty hard,” he said. “We had a local contractor come in and put a hidden camera above her desk.”
[…] “We saw Steve Thompson, a second shift employee, urinating on the chair and then trying to wipe it clean with a paper towel,” he said.
“I’ve been a prosecutor for 25 years and we’ve had our share of unusual perversion,” said Clark County Prosecuting Attorney Steven D. Stewart. “This is the first time I’ve ever had a case where our defendant allegedly victimized somebody by urinating on somebody’s property. I understand it’s not rape, robbery, burglary or murder, but it’s pretty disgusting and it’s got most people here at the courthouse here upset.”
I guess you could say he was really pissed off, eh?
Yeah another bad pun. It’s only going to get worse as the night goes on you know.