The late night 900 ads are getting braver. (#Blogathon)

It’s 3AM now so just about every other commercial aired is for a so-called party line. You know the ads. Usually the spokesperson is an attractive and overly sexualized young woman in a skimpy outfit who heavily implies that calling the party line is a good way to get laid. At the very least they try to suggest that calling the party line is the most fun you can have with your clothes still on. They’re all so similar that they blend together after awhile so lately they’ve been trying to find ways to differentiate themselves.

Well I just saw an ad for yet another party line that specifically says it’s not for people looking for romance, but who want to get laid. They’re not quite that blunt, but they do use the phrase “You know, friends with benefits? That’s the most direct statement I’ve heard in one of these ads so far. Call there party line, they say, and you’ll find someone to have sex with who doesn’t want a relationship.

What do you think the ratio of men to women is on that party line?

4 thoughts on “The late night 900 ads are getting braver. (#Blogathon)

  1. You didn’t happen to take down the number did you? I mean *cough*
    You’re past the 3/4 mark, keep up the good work Les, almost there!

  2. What do you think the ratio of men to women is on that party line?

    Enough paid women to keep the men on as long as it takes to make a good buck!

  3. F*cking Idiots!

    Probably only half true…

    I do wonder who phones those party lines.  However Sex Lines- I have a story about that…

    I know of a prisoner who ran up £1100 bill on sex lines (About $1600)*.  His plan to clear this was an armed robbery spree**.  His first robbery he stole £15***, but dropped £5 of that****.  He was arrested a few minutes later at the bus-stop round the corner, as the only get-away vehicle he had was public transport*****

    ————-
    Footnotes
    *For your average Con, take all the normal bell curves (IQ, education, family back ground etc) and shift them 10 percentage points the ‘wrong way’.
    ** Ditto 1st foot note
    *** Ditto
    **** yeah, ditto again
    ***** You know the drill by now

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