It seems we’re getting into an ass-related theme during this Blogathon. Lots of people injuring themselves or others’ posteriors. As in one of the previous stories, this one involves the consumption of alcohol.
Viorel Firoiu, 48, of Romania was suffering from constipation and in his inebriated state hit upon the clever solution of using hand tools to cure it:
Dr Cristina Bontescu, spokeswoman for the local hospital where he turned up at the emergency unit, said: “He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated. He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation.
“But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first – but then he lost the second one as well.”
It seems there’s a never ending line of people who find all manner of inappropriate objects to place up their rectums. Most of which, as in this case, require surgery to remove once inside the cavity. I realize that alcohol use lowers one’s inhibition and critical thinking skills, but it still seems like it would take a special kind of stupid to put two hammer heads up your ass.