SEB Mailbag: Calling you out in a highly profane way edition.

Got this one this morning, but was unable to post it then due to the aforementioned traffic issues:

From: Greg Garcia
Subject: Hi Les

So you don’t believe in Jesus…

Hmmm

Do you want to follow a crazy man for just a short amount of time. Or are you just one of those lazy people who simply want to take as much as they can from the seemingly stupid people around themselves.

I took the time to become Phi Theta Kappa and Alpha Gamma Sigma so I am “know?!?” fuck’in Idiot unless you see that ID I OT has something to say about intelligent design and the Old Testament.

I am calling you out not for Jesus but AS.

Are you Fuck’in up for it my friend – oh an by that I don’t mean you are fucking up.
I just think you have not been given the chance with all the bullshit out there to see something written in stone as promised.

BTW you aren’t one of those assholes who’s done mean and nasty shit to other people. Now I know we all have our moments we wish we could take back … I’M not talking about that.

The ball is in Your court I’ll give you stuff you can take to the bank.
The bank may tell you to fuck off … it a metaphor … what do you want a picture!!!

Don’t be a pussy … write me back.

Not quite the language you would expect from … well me.
Have a blessed DAY!
Greg

I’ve not written back yet. Don’t know if I’ll bother when I could be playing WoW or CoD. I do like the fact that he’s trying to speak to me in a language I understand, though. That’s a nice touch though I don’t know if Jesus would approve.

19 thoughts on “SEB Mailbag: Calling you out in a highly profane way edition.

  1. It’s interesting to see what fundie frat guys smoking pot like to write about. I don’t know if I’d reply to this guy, Les. He probably thinks your beard would be really soft on his thighs.

  2. Wow, he’s in BOTH “Phi Theta Kappa” and “Alpha Gamma Sigma.”

    Not to disparage people trying to better themselves, but sorry, 2 year community college doesn’t mean much more than jack, especially considering that Cali’s requirements for admission are a HS diploma/GED, 18+ and breathing.

    Obviously, there is no requirement for learning to write.

    My curiosity is piqued; did he actually include/attach the “stuff you can take to the bank,” or was that just another of his “metaphors”?

  3. His time would have been better spent in an English class. Seriously, what in the hell was he prattling on about?

  4. “I do like the fact that he’s trying to speak to me in a language I understand, though.”

    I guess I’m losing touch. My reaction was, “I wonder what he writes down when he’s sober?”

    I would guess that I’m entitled to have an opinion because I’m Phi Theta Kappa, Phi Beta Kappa, and Delta Mu Delta. (I did my undergrad work on the installment plan, and I don’t normally bring up these honors, but this is a special occasion.) My opinion is, this guy’s a gullible whacktard, or a bullshit artist. Either way, he’s circling the bowl along with his so-called proof, heading for an event horizon beyond the power of a false god to influence. (Too purple?)

  5. LOLWUT?

    It makes no sense at all. Is there a question in there somewhere? Will he mail you a secret decoder ring to decipher that? If you print it out and hold it up to a mirror will it make sense?

    BTW I was I Phelta Thi in college. Every week was rush week.

    Edit: the guy tries some wacky biblical numerology here: http://www.voy.com/108170/104.html
    Not sure what he is seeking.

  6. I don’t know if I’d reply to this guy, Les.

    Now, I agree with the sentiment that there doesn’t really seem like there is any reason to reply to the guy.

    He probably thinks your beard would be really soft on his thighs.

    Is this some round about way of saying the guy is gay? Seeing as I am gay, should I take offense at the insinuation that this drivel is somehow a homosexual characteristic?

    I dunno, maybe I’m tired and being a little too sensitive. But crazy is crazy, and gay is gay, and this guy sounds crazy to me, not gay. Most likely he’s a gay basher, like you apparently are (implying people are gay as an insult is a form of gay bashing). Which makes you more like him, than him more like me. I mean, really? I thought SEB catered to intelligent/witty readers, not school room juveniles.

    On another note:

    I have a college education, and I know people who do and do not have an college education. My experience is that there is no correlation between college education and intelligence. I know a lot of smart people who never went to college, and a lot of dumb people who did. I also know smart people who went to college and dumb people who didn’t.

  7. Most likely he’s a gay basher,

    I’m sorry, I insinuated that Greg Garcia was a gay basher. There is no evidence of that in his letter.

    Sorry Greg, I must be tired.

  8. It was meant to insinuate that he’s overly and inappropriately obsessive about Les. That he is also uneducated despite his claims seemed a little transparently apparent. Since when has anyone listed in SEB Mailbag been anything other than a moron? Some seem less concerned and less fixated on Les himself on a personal level than this one though. If I had to nail the personality fault I’d most expect from the guy it would probably be “The Creepy Stoned Hugger.”

    You know the guy?

    He’s the one that takes two tokes and wants to hug you and drool on your shirt, and wants you to come back to his place and play XBox with him and “show off his really cool shit.”

  9. I’m waiting for the Fucktard to English translation.

    I went to Google Translate…nothing there that helps for that. No Wharrgarbl-to-English translator either. Guess we’ll never know…

  10. It was meant to insinuate that he’s overly and inappropriately obsessive about Les. That he is also uneducated despite his claims seemed a little transparently apparent. Since when has anyone listed in SEB Mailbag been anything other than a moron? Some seem less concerned and less fixated on Les himself on a personal level than this one though. If I had to nail the personality fault I’d most expect from the guy it would probably be “The Creepy Stoned Hugger.”

    You know the guy?

    He’s the one that takes two tokes and wants to hug you and drool on your shirt, and wants you to come back to his place and play XBox with him and “show off his really cool shit.”

    I think I was tired and being too sensitive, thanks for the clarification.

    No, I don’t know the guy, I don’t hang out with folk afflicted with addictive personality disorders, like drunks, druggies, or XBox players.  tongue wink

  11. I didn’t understand a dam thing in that letter. What is it even about?

  12. Hello, here is a working translation for all the snob people out there.

    «
    So you don’t believe in Jesus…
    Hmmm…
    Would you follow a crazy man just for a short amount of time?Or are you just one of those lazy people who simply want to take as much as they can from the seemingly stupid people around themselves?
    I took the time to become Phi Theta Kappa and Alpha Gamma Sigma, so am i now a fucking idiot?Or will you give this idiot a chance to tell you about intelligent design and the Old Testament?
    I am calling you out not from Jesus butt ASS.(sorry, couldn’t resist)
    Are you just fucking up my friend?(oh an by that I don’t mean you are a screw up)
    I just think you have not been given the chance with all the bullshit out there to see something written in stone as promised.
    BTW you aren’t one of those assholes who’s done mean and nasty shit to other people. Now I know we all have our moments we wish we could take back…Anyway, here’s the deal:
    The ball is in Your court I’ll give you stuff you can take to the bank.
    The bank may tell you to fuck off (this is a metaphor), what do you want, a picture!?
    Don’t be a pussy … write me back.
    Not quite the language you would expect from … well me.
    Have a blessed DAY!
    Greg (not so angry christian)
    »
    —INSERT—

  13. With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

    Dr. Stephen Weinberg, Nobel Laureate

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