Man sees Virgin Mary in a very phallic lump of ice.

Jesus’ mom has decided to make an appearance in a lump of ice under the hitch of some yokel’s mobile home. As is par for the course when this happens a lot of very credulous people are making a big deal out of it:

“This is unbelievable,” the 24-year-old Gonzalez says. “This is something you see on the news (happening somewhere else).

“It’s a blessing. It could just be a sign from the Father above.”

There was no argument from the people who have come to view Mary.

Gonzalez said about 50 people came by Wednesday night, and more were coming this morning. Some, he knew. Some, he didn’t.

Candles and flowers have been left by those paying respects. Others have hung rosary beads around Mary. Many gently touched her.

“If you touch snow, your hands get wet,” Gonzalez said this morning. “But if you touch this, it’s like dry ice.”

“I can’t explain it,” one man said after spending several minutes pointing a video camera at the roughly foot-high statue.

Carmen Rosa, who also lives in Northgate, had much to say.

She spoke in Spanish as Gonzalez translated, “This is a message from God, to let us know there’s a chance for us to change our lives. …

“It’s a truly great blessing for it to appear here near us.”

As always you can click the pic to embiggen a bit. Looks more like a sex toy to me, but that could just be a personal bias. Not sure how a poorly sculpted image of the Virgin Mary comes across as a message from God to change our lives. Perhaps he’s threatening to turn us all into vaguely human shaped lumps of ice? I guess salt is too expensive these days.

8 thoughts on “Man sees Virgin Mary in a very phallic lump of ice.

  1. It is stories like this that just make me want to give up on this entire dim-witted planet.

    I really do wish there was aliens visiting Earth… I’d let them anal probe me all day if they just get me the hell of this rock.

    Grrrr.

  2. Ugh, I think I hurt my eyes rolling them so hard..

    It just goes to show, people see what they want to see.

    Never mind that on earth every year there are millions of tons of ice formed and melted.

    Its just a matter of time before one looks like a robed tart.

      You know what is said: put enough millions of monkeys in a room with typewriters, and its only a matter of time before one manages to type out Hamlet..  It just takes a *WHOLE LOT* of monkeys..
      Same thing with ice.

    Why is critical thinking *SO HARD* for these people??

  3. Gonzalez said about 50 people came by Wednesday night, and more were coming this morning. Some, he knew. Some, he didn’t.

    The beauty of that “doh!” sentence just sums it up.

    Actually, I think it looks pretty with the rosaries and stuff. Might be a nice little bit of temporary folk art made by human hands and nature’s laws.

    But no, of course, God has to crawl under a trailer and create it so he has another crappy image of his mom. “Son, you have been a bit slack recently what with producing idols of me! Don’t you LOVE your mother anymore?”

  4. 1) Turns the heating up.
    2) Waits for global warming to take care of it.
    3) Waits for nuclear blast to destroy it.

  5. Hey, come here, you can see the Virgin Mary in my turd, no kidding.  Come on and look.  I’m not going to flush until you look.

  6. Anyways, looks more like some kind of wierd alien to me.

    It’s all in the eye of the beholder.

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