If they can cast Keanu as Spike, what about mounting a campaign for Les as Jet?
Reachable, sez I…
Stupid Evil Bastard
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
If they can cast Keanu as Spike, what about mounting a campaign for Les as Jet?
Reachable, sez I…
The money they’d have to invest in order to get me into a shape somewhat resembling Jet would bankrupt the film.
Not to mention that my acting would actually make Keanu look Oscar worthy in comparison.
If I were 13 years old and skinny, I’d totally have a lock on the role of Ed.
So much Keanu-hating!
I admit, I’m not the world’s biggest movie buff, nor have I seen every Keanu movie out there, but I don’t think he’s horrible…
The last thing I saw him in was “The Day the Earth Stood Still”…which was NOT a great movie, but I actually thought Keanu was perfect in it…
Hmmm…on second thought he was playing a rather robotic, non-emotional alien…maybe he wasn’t acting?
I’m sure Keanu would happily stump up the cash to get you into shape if it increased his chances of collecting the little gold guy.