The money they’d have to invest in order to get me into a shape somewhat resembling Jet would bankrupt the film.
Not to mention that my acting would actually make Keanu look Oscar worthy in comparison.
If I were 13 years old and skinny, I’d totally have a lock on the role of Ed.
So much Keanu-hating!
I admit, I’m not the world’s biggest movie buff, nor have I seen every Keanu movie out there, but I don’t think he’s horrible…
The last thing I saw him in was “The Day the Earth Stood Still”…which was NOT a great movie, but I actually thought Keanu was perfect in it…
Hmmm…on second thought he was playing a rather robotic, non-emotional alien…maybe he wasn’t acting?
The money they’d have to invest in order to get me into a shape somewhat resembling Jet would bankrupt the film.
Not to mention that my acting would actually make Keanu look Oscar worthy in comparison.
I’m sure Keanu would happily stump up the cash to get you into shape if it increased his chances of collecting the little gold guy.
The money they’d have to invest in order to get me into a shape somewhat resembling Jet would bankrupt the film.
Not to mention that my acting would actually make Keanu look Oscar worthy in comparison.
If I were 13 years old and skinny, I’d totally have a lock on the role of Ed.
So much Keanu-hating!
I admit, I’m not the world’s biggest movie buff, nor have I seen every Keanu movie out there, but I don’t think he’s horrible…
The last thing I saw him in was “The Day the Earth Stood Still”…which was NOT a great movie, but I actually thought Keanu was perfect in it…
Hmmm…on second thought he was playing a rather robotic, non-emotional alien…maybe he wasn’t acting?
I’m sure Keanu would happily stump up the cash to get you into shape if it increased his chances of collecting the little gold guy.