For good old schlock and cheeze you can’t do much better than when some Christians decide it’s time to try and subvert some aspect of pop culture. The following video is a couple of years old (it was uploaded to YouTube in 2006), but its awfulness is not diminished by time. It tells the story of the night that Jesus bumps into Santa Claus in some random person’s house and proceeds to convert the jolly old elf into a Christian who then promises to stop delivering toys to all the good girls and boys and deliver Bibles instead. Yeah, I’m sure that would go over well. I thought Jesus wanted kids to like him, not hate him which your average 8-year-old will do because they aren’t going to be able to comprehend eternal salvation well enough to get over the massive disappointment of not getting the latest hot toy from Santa.
Not only is this poorly illustrated, but the music is done in a country-western style complete with southern drawl on the singer so if you’re allergic to that sort of music you should probably avoid watching this. Hell, if you’re allergic to Christian propaganda you might want to avoid watching this. Me, I had to laugh at how horrible it was. It’s particularly amusing when you consider that it’s one fictional character saving the soul of another fictional character:
Found over at God is for Suckers.