Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined

“Hey dad! I ‘d like you to meet my new boyfriend. His name is Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.”

Words, unlike for that young man, fail me. Though if Captain Fantastic is happy then who am I to complain. Not that that stopped his grandmother.

2 thoughts on “Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined

  1. I remember commenting on the stupid names people chose for their characters in online games, saying “No one would choose names like that in real life.”

    Apparently I was wrong.  One question though….

    How long before he changes his name back to something normal.

    Let me put it another way?

    Imagine he put the name “Captain Fantastic” on his resume.  What do you think his chances of being hired would be?

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