Mediums predict aliens will arrive on October 14th, 2008.

Get ready ‘cause E.T. has left home and is headed straight to Earth to save us from ourselves. Or so say a couple of whackjobs mediums:

The mediums, Blossom Goodchild, an Australian actress, author and direct-voice medium, and Mike Quinsey, a well-known United States-based medium [SEB Ed. Note: I’ve never heard of this yahoo], say they have been contacted by the galactic Federation of Light who have made it known that they will park their massive space ship over Alabama “in the south of your hemisphere” on October 14, and will remain there for three days.

Uh, does Australia have an Alabama? Because the one here in America isn’t in the southern hemisphere.

The visitation to humans has been brought forward from the initially planned End of Days in 2012 because of the damage being caused to the planet by man and the fact that “dark forces” remain in charge.

The most recent message was channelled to Mike Quinsey this week from SaLuSa of Sirius on behalf of the federation, which warned that it would not be long before people would get a clear indication of where humanity was going.

“There are events that are approaching manifestation that will be the precursor of greater happenings… You are being helped to break away from the iron grip of the dark forces, and this is vital if you are to tread a different path that shall allow you full expression in the Light,” part of the message said.

SaLuSa continued that soon there would be “irrefutable proof” that we are not alone in this universe and that extraterrestrial craft were no strangers to the planet.

“What will be different is that the event of October 14 will happen in such a way that it will be undeniable and will open the door to first contact,” the being apparently told Quinsey, who was also informed that without the help of extraterrestrials, man would have been unable to progress as far.

It always amuses me how much people deluded by beliefs in UFOs sound so much like people deluded by beliefs in God(s). Take any religious nutter’s prediction of Jesus’ return to free us from the grip of Satan and replace the words Jesus and Satan with Aliens and Dark Forces and you’ll be surprised at how well it still works. The reverse often works just a swell as illustrated below:

The [return to Earth] has been brought forward from the initially planned [Apocalypse] because of the damage being caused to the planet by man and the fact that [agents of Satan] remain in charge.

The most recent message was channelled to Mike Quinsey this week from [Jesus of Nazareth] on behalf of [God], which warned that it would not be long before people would get a clear indication of where humanity was going.

“There are events that are approaching manifestation that will be the precursor of greater happenings… You are being helped to break away from the iron grip of the [agents of Satan], and this is vital if you are to tread a different path that shall allow you full expression in [God’s] Light,” part of the message said.

[Jesus] continued that soon there would be “irrefutable proof” that we are not alone in this universe and that [angels] were no strangers to the planet.

“What will be different is that the event of October 14 will happen in such a way that it will be undeniable and will open the door to [acceptance of Christ],” the [angel] apparently told Quinsey, who was also informed that without the help of [God], man would have been unable to progress as far.

Kind of eerie, ain’t it? These people have replaced one delusion with another and, much like their religious counterparts, they take the fact that they are ridiculed and mocked for their beliefs as evidence that they are right in their beliefs.

Though I have to give credit to the UFO nutters for saying things even more nonsensical than what most religious folks say. Things like:

[I]n her most recent contacts the beings informed her that they come to “help us and our planet move to a new higher vibration of love”.

A higher vibration of love? What the hell does that even mean? Whatever it means it’s suppose to start with the landing of the aliens on October 14th so be sure to mark your calendars. And if that little taste of insanity wasn’t enough to satiate your curiosity then you can always check out Blossom Goodchild blog and the Geocities-ish nightmare that Mike Quinsey writes on that isn’t quite blog. Fair warning: Mike’s color choices alone can make your eyes bleed.

Hat tip to Hubert Xapier over at Bad Thinking for the link.

17 thoughts on “Mediums predict aliens will arrive on October 14th, 2008.

  1. They said “in the south of your hemisphere,” not “in your south hemisphere.”

    Yes, it is still jakey, as I’d expect something a little more “south,” such as Mexico, but what the hey?

  2. Because the one here in America isn’t in the southern hemisphere

    Doesn’t say it is. Says

    Alabama “in the south of your hemisphere

    . Which it is.  Everything below 45’N (Montreal) is in the south of the northern hemisphere.

    If they did mean the Southern hemisphere it may be the last time they visited earth was before the establishment of the Catholic Church- North and South are arbitary, and North is Up because it puts Rome higher than Jerusalem.

    Hey, if they did mean the southern half of the Northern Hemisphere we should thank them for specifying Alabama it means
    1) we don’t have to search the 52 million square miles that lay between 0’ and 45’N and
    2)We just have to find the liberal, loving, intelligent creatures in Alabama.

  3. Actually, checking Blossom’s blog, it reads as follows:

    We wish it to be understood that on the 14th day of your month of October in the year 2008 a craft of great size shall be visible within your skies. It shall be in the south of your hemisphere and it shall scan over many of your states.
    We give to you the name of Alabama.

    It has been decided that we shall remain within your atmosphere for the minimum of three of your twenty four hour periods.

    And, apparently, they did mean the South Hemisphere because Blossom follows this up with the following “explanation:”

    I am aware that Alabama is NOT in the Southern Hemisphere. I queried this to the Federation and was told … ‘In days of old, it used to be’. If anyone can find information on this, I would be most grateful if you could contact me via my website.

    It has also been suggested that ‘Alabama’ maybe the name of a craft.

    On researching it appears that Alabama has a NASA space centre.

    In short she’s saying, “Yes, I fucked that part up. If any of you are creative enough to come up with a semi-plausible explanation I’d love to hear it so I can use it.”

  4. It always amuses me how much people deluded by beliefs in UFOs sound so much like people deluded by beliefs in God(s).

    Well if course they sound the same. By what measure or definition is god not an alien?

  5. The visitation to humans has been brought forward from the initially planned End of Days in 2012 because of the damage being caused to the planet by man and the fact that “dark forces” remain in charge.

    The really depressing thing is not the nuttiness, because nuts are always with us.  It’s rather that the planet really is being damaged, and there really are “dark forces” (fear and greed) in charge.  But instead of doing something about it, these people, like their fundamentalist counterparts, would rather sit back and put the solution in the hands of their imaginary overlords.

  6. A higher vibration of love? What the hell does that even mean?

    I would guess they will deliver some new technology that will improve every girl’s favorite variable speed sex toy. smile

  7. maybe that’s what they did in the bible.. but instead of calling him an alien, they called him jesus. beam me up scotty.

  8. Is it possible to be named Blossom Goodchild and not be a flake?

    The first woman I lived with was from Alabama, and she certainly was loving, liberal and intelligent, but unfortunately she lives in Louisiana now.

    I hope the aliens stay out of the landing pattern for Hartsfield-Jackson in Atlanta.  It’s bad enough without extraterrestrials mucking it up.

  9. To be fair, doesn’t Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull come on DVD that day?

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