Time for a Quiz: What Breed of Liberal Are You?

This, of course, comes as a surprise to no one:

How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

My Liberal Identity:

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

Take the quiz at www.FightConservatives.com

13 thoughts on “Time for a Quiz: What Breed of Liberal Are You?

  1. How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

    My Liberal Identity:

    You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

  2. How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

    My Liberal Identity:

    You are a New Left Hipster, also known as a MoveOn.org liberal, a Netroots activist, or a Daily Show fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservatives must be exposed, mocked, and assailed for every fanatical, puritanical, warmongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which they stand.

  3. How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

    My Liberal Identity:

    You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

  4. Hmm

    How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

    My Liberal Identity:

    You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

  5. How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

    My Liberal Identity:

    You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

    Tough quiz! Lots of correct answers.  Except the last question – I don’t want to see any of those guys in a naked pyramid.

  6. How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

    My Liberal Identity:

    You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

    Shocking, I know. =P

  7. How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

    My Liberal Identity:

    You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

    Not surprising, although I would have pegged myself as more of a Social Justice Crusader.

  8. #1 is difficult, B E and F are all really good.

    How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

    My Liberal Identity:

    You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

    Holy crap Les, you and I think alike!!!

  9. Well, I don’t think of myself as a liberal (libertarian, actually), but I got

    Your Liberal Breed: Peace Patroller
    You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

    I can’t really disagree with any of that.

  10. How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

    My Liberal Identity:

    You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

  11. How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

    My Liberal Identity:

    You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.

    Huh, I would have pegged myself as a Reality-Based Intellectualist, but I guess I haven’t quite achieved “Liberal Elitist” quite yet.

  12. How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

    My Liberal Identity:

    You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

    Peace dudes!

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