Spammer registers SEB account and attempts to post spam entry for “molepaste.”

You really have to admire the chutzpah of some of these assholes who push craptastic products by spamming the fuck out of every webstie they can find. Someone registered an account with the user name “” and then submitted the following bit of spam:

How I removed my moles and skin tags at home with this amazing paste- award winning ingredients!!!

It’s true, I had this huge mole near my eye. I had had it for over 30 years and no signs of cancer, it was just plain BIG!  This nurse friend who stapled my ear for weight loss also told me about this molepaste (#1 natural mole and wart remover) that you can get [craptastic URL removed]

Benefits:
You can do it at home
Less expensive than a doctor’s fee
only one 20 minute application then the area gets naturally cauterized
most won’t scar
natural ingredients

To see more before and afters go to [craptastic URL removed].

You’ve gotta be a major league asshole to think you’d be allowed to post a spam entry on the front page of a blog without being called on it. Perhaps if SEB hadn’t been updated in a year or two and was more or less a dead blog I could see someone trying this sort of thing, but on a live blog? That takes being an asshole to a whole new level.

8 thoughts on “Spammer registers SEB account and attempts to post spam entry for “molepaste.”

  1. That isn’t a mole, thats a herpes sore. scottgail, you shouldn’t let people jack off on your face so often!

  2. Wait, wait, wait…“Stapled my ear for weight loss”?!?! What the hell is that all about!?

  3. Boy do I feel stupid. I’ve been pourig that stuff down the holes im my lawn and the moles thrive on it!

    Ear stapling for weight loss only works if you are in the habit of consuming gravy through an ear trumpet. Stapling the mouth is much more effective, but a little painful. If you “go Goth” and get several piercings around the lips, you can sew them shut anytime you want and make a fashion statement when you don’t. Makes an easy zombie costume for Halloween too!

  4. Wait, wait, wait…“Stapled my ear for weight loss”?!?! What the hell is that all about!?

    I thought it worked by stapling your ear to something so you couldn’t get to the fridge until you’re hungry enough. wink

    If you “go Goth” and get several piercings around the lips,

    Heh, you could attach the magnetic jewelry clasps to them.

  5. You’ve gotta be a major league asshole to think you’d be allowed to post a spam entry on the front page of a blog without being called on it.

    But Les…isn’t that exactly what you’ve done here? You posted it on the front page of your blog, rather than letting it wither and die in the spam filter. Consider yourself called on it.

    Don’t change your URL to StupidEvilAsshole.com, though. It just doesn’t have the same ring. wink

  6. Damn, lady, mole removal has been available for decades!  I guess she let it go until it started looking like somebody had thrown an orange at her head.  “Every time I looked to the left, I would flinch and duck, and I just couldn’t live like that anymore!”

    When I first read the words “mole paste” I thought maybe it was a new snack food to spread on crackers.
    Turns out that you can spread it on crackers, but I’m certainly not going to try it.

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