God has finally returned to Earth after 2000 or so years and has already gotten in trouble with the authorities by trying to claim the vacant home of a couple in prison for tax evasion to be used as his new church:
A bearded man dressed in white and identifying himself as “Son of Man” and “Son of Israel” was arrested at the Browns’ home Sunday night after he broke into the home to claim it for his religion, the House of Israel, according to court documents.
The man, who resembles descriptions of a mysterious spiritual adviser who visited the Browns last year during their eight-month standoff with authorities, was arraigned yesterday in Claremont District Court, where he refused to enter pleas, talk to his court-appointed attorney or recognize the judge’s authority. Instead, he insisted on the absolute power of God’s word before being led back to the Sullivan County House of Corrections, where he will stay until a psychiatrist evaluates him. A hearing was scheduled for August.
You’d think God would have learned his lesson the last time he came down here and tried to start a new church when he ended up nailed to a tree. Looks like it still hasn’t sunk in even after all this time.