A huge prick disrupts high school graduation ceremony.

Some guys are just dicks. Literally:

Man dressed as penis disrupts graduation—Times Union – Albany NY

Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by marching across SPAC’s stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given out, Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe said.

Morett purchased the full-body costume and sprayed parts of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, Briscoe said.

His motive? “He thought it would be funny,’’ Briscoe said.

Morett was ticketed for disorderly conduct, a violation, and will face the charges in City Court on Tuesday, Briscoe said.

Morett graduated from Saratoga Springs High School last year. He tried to streak away from law enforcement, but could not.

Perhaps its just me, but I find it to be pretty damned funny myself.

“Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,’’ said Briscoe, who made the arrest.

Nope, wasn’t just me then.

3 thoughts on “A huge prick disrupts high school graduation ceremony.

  1. I’d like to see the the face of the judge if he decides to dispute the violation smile

    On the other hand, I’d like to make it a law that says if you can’t keep yourself from laughing at someone, you aren’t allowed to arrest them.  smile

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