Remember that company I told you about that keeps sending me press releases for various inflatable thingamabobs, balloons, and whatnot? Well they just sent me this amazing wonder of wonders:
Yes, it’s the Jesus sky dancer! Now you can have a spastic arm waving Jesus outside your church or place of business. Sure to lure in the faithful with his life-like appearance and realistic arm waggling action. Be the first to proudly display this bit of religious commercialization today!