Presenting the Jesus sky dancer!

Remember that company I told you about that keeps sending me press releases for various inflatable thingamabobs, balloons, and whatnot? Well they just sent me this amazing wonder of wonders:

Click to embiggen Jesus!

Yes, it’s the Jesus sky dancer! Now you can have a spastic arm waving Jesus outside your church or place of business. Sure to lure in the faithful with his life-like appearance and realistic arm waggling action. Be the first to proudly display this bit of religious commercialization today!

8 thoughts on “Presenting the Jesus sky dancer!”

That would certainly inspire me – to flee in the opposite direction

LOL! Is it really that easy to draw in fundies to your church. A bigass inflatible Jesus.

I am a non-believing, anti-religious loudmouth skeptic. All the same, I would love to have one of these. You could take it to parties. Or set it up in your front yard. You could attach little strips of red & orange fabric around the outside and have jesus in hell, flailing about in the dancing flames. You could buy a normal, non-jesus model, put them next to each other, and play Jesus Christ’s Knockout. I think the first thing I would do is a little alteration. Cut a round-ish hole in the crotch area, sew on some buttons or a one side of a zipper(like for detachable sleeves) and then do the same to a flesh-colored sleeve or windsock. Attach to the body, flip the switch and presto! Jesus now has a wiggling, flopping, afterlife-sized cock to impress the masses. I’m sure that there are plenty more ideas to be had-fun for the whole family!

I prefer Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man.

http://www.wackywavinginflatablearmflailingtubeman.com/

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man! That dude gets around. I think he’s been on Futurama, the Simpsons AND Family Guy. Oh right, the link…I may be wrong about the Simpsons and Futurama.