So take a close look at the following picture (you can click it for a bigger version) and tell me what you see…
If you’re this
nutcase lady in Florida what you see is Jesus and Mary:
Marilyn Smith was making a pancake a couple of weeks ago.
As she was sprinkling it with chocolate powder, the Port St. Lucie woman noticed two figures in the grill marks.
To her and her daughter, they appeared to be Jesus and Mary.
I can’t see it. Maybe some sort of fat headed mutant rabbit, but not Jesus and Mary, but here’s the thing that kills me about this story. They followed in the footsteps of so many other True Believers™ and slapped that puppy up on eBay and some moron out there paid $338 for a FUCKING PANCAKE.
I seriously need to start paying attention to random patterns so I can get in on some of that money makin’ action.