SEB Mailbag: The two sentence (kinda) conversion email.

Just got this in my inbox:

From: sk sheriff – sksheriff@stny.rr.com
Subject: [Sender was too stupid to think of one]

jesus is coming back and your and your just one man who will be left behind! read revelations and look whats happening in the wirld today and you tell me thats bull shit you fool

That’s exactly how it appeared in the email, no editing on my part whatsoever. Here’s the reply I sent back:

    It’s bullshit, you fool.

    Les

Never let it be said I don’t give people what they want.

16 thoughts on “SEB Mailbag: The two sentence (kinda) conversion email.

  1. Ok, Revelations.  What makes this person think he is going to be one of the lucky 144,000.  Only 12,000 from each of the tribes of Israel, does he know which he is?

  2. Actually, you can also tell from his use of “Revelations” that this is a clueless cyber-sniper. He also didn’t capitalize jesus, how disrespectful for a J-Fan.

    For other drive-bys: There was ONE revelation(actually one hallucination)to John, not many revelations, so that the last book of the bible is called Revelation not Revelations

  3. Can’t wait to be left behind. Imagine how nice and quiet it would be with all the god botherers gone.

    Maybe they have a lot of kewl stuff that we can loot after the Rapture takes them too.  If not, I’m sure that Bibles burn just as well as the obsolete technical manuals that I feed to the fireplace.  wink

  4. For other drive-bys: There was ONE revelation(actually one hallucination)to John, not many revelations, so that the last book of the bible is called Revelation not Revelations

    I don’t know, maybe he’s one of those kooks that thinks the KJV was a revision and therefore evil. If that’s the case the there is also the Apocalypse of Paul where the big J convinces dad that we should all be forgiven. Since the church can’t steal your money if they don’t pack the pews I can see why that one wasn’t included in the ‘official’ version of the book.

  5. Maybe they have a lot of kewl stuff that we can loot after the Rapture takes them too.

    I’ve been giving some thought to creating an organization that will take care of stuff for fundies after they are raptured.  Not sure how it could be implemented, but I think it might be something like insurance, something where they keep paying for the service. 

    Maybe something like, in the event of Rapture, all you stuff will be given to a person you specify, or maybe sold and the money used to buy Bibles or do research into connecting current events with prophecy.  Something they could get behind. 

    Of course, the important part would be that they keep paying for the service.

  6. I’ve been giving some thought to creating an organization that will take care of stuff for fundies after they are raptured.

    I think there’s someone who’s already come up with that idea. I think it was called the Post-Apocalyptic Post or something like that, charging $150 for carrying a guaranteed letter to any one person after the Apocalypse. My memory escapes me as to who it was who did this, though. Google has likewise deserted me.

  7. Oh man, I hate it when I come up with an idea that someone else is already capitalizing on.  Those guys don’t even use scam tactics, they admit that they are atheists, so that the letters are guaranteed to be sent should the rapture happen.  crap.

    In any event, some of their products are friggin’ awesome!

    If anyone visits the site, make sure to read the testimonials.

  8. Yeah, that’s it! I got the prices a bit wrong, though – it was one specific message package for about $800. elwedriddsche, your mad skillz wit da interblag are truly incredible. I am not worthy.

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