Latest from the mailbag. I’ll let it speak for itself:
From: Mike Jelinski email@example.com
Subject: [He couldn’t think of a subject for the email]
hey satan Wannabe/poster child for hemorrhoids.
God Bless you! Jesus/God Loves You
You’re picture/upside down Chia pet distant from the site.
Jesus Loves you anyway!
Well, I’m convinced. Where do I sign up to be a Christian?