Another week, another sighting of Jesus in a random object:
Emily West was doing some meditating over the weekend in her sister’s backyard in central Lodi when something caught her eye.
“I looked up and saw the face of Christ in the fence and I said, “Whoa,” West said.
She called her sister Ana over to ask what she saw. She too agreed, it was the Son of God.
You see that little picture in the upper left corner here? That pathetic example of pareidolia is all it took to have these two True Believers™ phoning up the local Bishop to spread the good news. You can bet they probably have scores of people lining up to pray/beseech/cry/be healed by their amazing Jesus knot.
Artistically that’s just sad. It’s like he’s not even trying anymore.
It’s Atari 2600 Jesus. Just like his followers, he’s always at least a couple of decades behind the times.
See what?
It’s not that he isn’t trying
He’s just trying to piss his dad off
“Hey dad, look at this, you cure cancer and it get’s put down to someone elses will power, I just do a 5 second doodle in a tree and i get in the news. Who’s the popular one now?”
At least I can see this one, though lets face it it could still be a young Obi-wan or even Les
What the hell is that thing on the side of his face?
wouldn’t say that’s jesus of any kind.. who would that be, no idea. anyway, he’s mouth leans badly downwards and he might be underwater for he has a snorkel,, or maybe that strange object is some kind of an antenna? in any case, a very awful and unreal expression of some man who is captured in a fence.
Is he facing forwards or sidwards?
Anyway it looks as if he has a bald patch…
I misread ‘meditating’ for ‘medicating’. How appropriate.
– Matt