Who didn’t see this one coming a mile away?
NFL superstar Michael Vick apologized yesterday for the first time over his role in a brutal dogfighting ring – and vowed to come back a better man.
The razzle-dazzle star – now a poster boy for animal cruelty – claimed the lurid accusations have helped him find religion.
“Through this situation, I found Jesus and asked him for forgiveness and turned my life over to God,” said Vick, 27. “I think that’s the right thing.”
Let’s finish that last sentence for Mr. Vick: “I think that’s the right thing because it’ll get many of you True Believers™ off my fucking back. Hey, it worked for Jimmy Swaggart!”
The sad part is that he’s probably right.