SEB Safety Tip of the Day: Don’t use your toothbrush to practice oral sex.

Or you could end up like this Romanian teenager:

When questioned further she admitted she and some friends had been watching a pornographic movie and that she had swallowed the brush afterwards while practicing the technique for oral sex and imitating the women in the film.

A spokesman for the county hospital in Suceava where she was treated said: ‘This girl is very lucky. She did not suffer any internal damage because of the toothbrush, but things could have been much worse for her.’

Besides everyone knows you’re supposed to practice using a carrot or, if your boyfriend is particularly impressive, a cucumber.

8 thoughts on “SEB Safety Tip of the Day: Don’t use your toothbrush to practice oral sex.

  1. At least she has gone where no form of dental hygiene has gone before.  The back of her mouth is probably the cleanest in the world.

  2. Besides everyone knows you’re supposed to practice using a carrot or, if your boyfriend is particularly impressive, a cucumber.

    Is this a past experience that you should be sharing with us Les?

  3. Yes Moloch, I’m secretly gay and my wife and child are just part of the ruse. I was clever, though, I hid my experimentation with fellatio by using Popsicles instead of fruits and toothbrushes.

  4. I hid my experimentation with fellatio by using Popsicles

    That gives a whole new meaning to the word “brain freeze”

  5. My ex girl admitted that she used to masturbated with bananas before. One time the banana erupted inside and it had worms and molds (yuck)… and caused a 5 month infection.

  6. Bananas should only be used for practicing putting on condoms, not for masturbation. Stiffer vegetables are required for that.

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