*Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?
(Open letter to Dr. Laura Schlessinger)
*tears coming out of my eyes*
That might be the hardest I’ll laugh all day – thanks! 😀
WTF?
I say you can own Canadians. It is just ill-advised business decision. They cost more. They don’t work well in hot environments. They consume abnormal quantities of beer. They are language deficient, always saying eh?
Buy smart, buy Mexican.
Consigliere; right arm!
I wonder if the same rules apply for the States? Equality for all!
I ‘snopes‘ed it for urban legends.
Good one.
That piece was written by my ex-brother-in-law, Kent Ashcraft. Here’s another by him:
DOF, thanks! My friends and I have always loved that letter, and quote it often, and always wondered who wrote it. If you still talk to your ex-bro-in-law, please let him know it still makes the rounds and is well appreciated.
Awesome letter DOF.
I agree with Consi, Mexicans are certainly the way to go. Now if you live in Canada I guess your only choice is Americans huh…
Well, I would think we’d have a reasonable shot at Greenlanders as well as Americans.
Ya I guess technically Greenlanders count. But if Greenlanders count you should be able to get Chinese, Japanese, and some Russians too. Man you Canucks got it good. I guess I can’t blame you for jumping to the Greenlanders either, we Americans tend to be pretty demanding and lazy.