SEB Rerun: Top 10 Reasons Halloween is Better than Sex!

I originally posted this one way back on Halloween 2002, but it’s still a good one so I’m repeating it today. For your consideration, here are the Top 10 Reasons Halloween is Better than Sex!

10. You’re guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.

8. It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

7. Less guilt the morning after.

6. It doesn’t matter if they fantasize you’re somebody else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now, you’ll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.

2. You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood!

3 thoughts on “SEB Rerun: Top 10 Reasons Halloween is Better than Sex!

  1. Dont forget that going in groups is acceptable and often promoted and the sweets are generally disease-free.  Have a kick ass time getting some, and if they leave the bowl full outside, clean em out!!!

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