… I just finished the very first Chicken Salad Sandwich I’ve ever had in my 39 years of life. It just seemed like the right time to take the plunge. I know I’m a risk taker, but I gotta live my life on the edge.
How was it? Meh. I think I’ve eaten all the chicken salad sandwiches I’ll ever need to before I die.
Now I’m trying to think of what other common sandwiches I’ve never gotten around to eating so I can consider risking life and limb with one of them next time.