Those Bible Decoder guys are wussies compared to Yisrayl Hawkins. He’s not content to merely predicting when one measly nuclear bomb is going to go off in a major city, no, he’s predicting the start date of all out nuclear war. Come 9/12/06 anyone not wearing SPF 6 Billion is going to have a very bad day. At least according to Yisrayl:
If you can make it all the way through his video I’ll be impressed, I couldn’t watch the whole thing myself. I’ll give him credit for having a much nicer webpage that the Bible Decoder dudes. It looks like Yisrayl spent a few bucks on his design, but you can’t take it with you anyway and after September 12th he’s not going to need it, right? Not to make spurious assumptions about the average intelligence level of Yisrayl’s audience, but it’s telling that he even includes a page instructing folks on how to recognize a nuclear explosion. Don’t want anyone standing around wondering when the bombs start falling.
“Hey Ethel, would you come here for a moment and tell me if that explosion across the street is nuclear or not? I can’t tell.”