Me: I’m updating my resume. What’s my official job title here?
Boss: What do you want it to be?
Boss: Because we can make it whatever you want if you think it’ll help. Usually you’d be referred to as a Systems Engineer.
Me (pondering the possibilities): Well… never mind. Systems Engineer works just fine for me.
Besides, I don’t think anyone would buy the idea that my real job title was “Most Awesomest Employee Ever to Grace the Company Tech Support Wonder Dude.”