I’ve Heard of BLACK Helicopters, But…

…David Thompson has given me a whole new thing to worry about.

Either that, or I’m chuckling at his fantastic complaints to a North Carolina City Council.

You know what’s sad, David?
– That you have 15 minutes of fame coming and you waste it like this.

Local lunatic David Thompson complains to Charlotte, NC city council during a community access forum, which is conveniently captured on tape and broadcast live on the local community access channel. There aren’t enough tags to cover his rant against ice in the arena, rogue helicopter pilots, and “terrorist pussies”.

19 thoughts on “I’ve Heard of BLACK Helicopters, But…

  1. Good onya Brock. Very entertaining. LOL I wonder if it’ll appear on Funniest Home Videos.
    The clip comes across a lot better if you light up a joint, look at the off channel on TV and listen to Back in the USSR, loudly.

  2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  snake  That was hysterical.

    I wonder how those scared boy scouts in the audience made out.  “Daddy?  What’s a terrorist pussy?”  “Son, go ask your mother.”

  3. Leguru: He said terrorist pussy like it was a BAD thing!!!

    Yeah, silly us – I thought pussy was pussy. LOL

    Z: More to be pitied than censured, if you ask me.

    J’afuckinggree. LOL
    I’m getting good at putting that word within the sylables. What did you call it again (I’m too lazy to go back thru the posts – but I don’t really need you to answer coz I’ll forget it in a moment … what was the question again?)? LOL

  4. I guess the govt doesn’t allow private developers to paint their conspiracy choppers black. 

    When he started in about his house shaking, did anyone else expect to hear him go into how the aliens abducted & probed him??

    He could have only ended it better with “I said GOOD DAY!” (I wonder if Jon Stewart has seen the clip)

  5. How do nutheads that go to town meetings like this still have a job?  Wouldn’t the word get out?

    When he started in about his house shaking, did anyone else expect to hear him go into how the aliens abducted & probed him??

    No but it would have certainly added to the flavor of it.

  6. What was all that about Ice and the NFL????

    Someone’s lemon-headed. That’s the only guess I can come up with.

  7. Helicopters fly over my house all the time. White ones, black ones, blue ones, and these really pretty purple ones with big red bows on ‘em!

  8. I think the whole problem with “no ice in the arena” is he’s refering to some arena not having the ability to have hockey game, which arena he speaks of I’m not sure because there is no arena built in recent years in Charlotte that isn’t either a football stadium or has the ability to host hockey games.  But what he is refering to is someone knowing leagues (WNBA, NBA, NFL, NHL)were going to expand and didn’t allow ice to be put into the arena so that they wouldn’t have to lose part “dibs” I guess you could say on how the arena was handled?  But I could be totally wrong, I don’t translate or speak psychopath too well.

  9. Damn. I often times question my sanity. After watching this poor raving bastard I wont ever again.

    sheeeot, secret FAA terrorist plot to medivac ol
    nutjob to the psych ward. haha maybe he’ll get to
    see Disney on Ice then.

  10. Kilgor Trout (Kurt Vonnegut) had bad wiring, this guys has scrambled wiring. And Yea, while we are at it, how can this guy hold a job?
    Jees Les,if this guys got a job, you should be President!

  11. The clip comes across a lot better if you light up a joint, look at the off channel on TV and listen to Back in the USSR, loudly.

    I’ll bet that would improve the entertainment value of lots of things, John.

  12. LOL! – did everyone notice he said he’d actually contacted John bloody Edwards about the chopper pilot!! – Jeebers,whats Edwards gonna do? – get on his deadite hotline and ask a sppok to haunt the guy? …Laugh?..I nearly shat wink

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