How crazy are some Christians? Crazy enough to be worried that the Son of God needs to be granted U.S. Citizenship prior to his return lest he have trouble getting a visa or something. There’s already over 200 signatures on the Citizenship for Jesus Christ Petition:
To: US Citizenship and Immigration Services
We, the Christians of Americans, demand that you grant the US Citizenship to Jesus Christ, the son of God.
We, the good Christians of America know that our Lord and Savior will return to earth and we want to make sure he has a legal status in the USA.
I guess he’s not as all-powerful as some folks like to think. What really cracks me up about this is the simple fact that should it turn out God is real and the Christians ended up being right about what’s going to transpire when Christ returns the last thing anyone left here is going to be worried about is whether or not Jesus is an illegal immigrant.
Found via Fundies Say the Darndest Things!