You really have to wonder about some people:
About five passers-by witnessed the crime Tuesday evening in the Pleasantville Shopping Center parking lot, police said. They said they saw a young person stack the fries on the pavement, then join two others in the car as the seagulls began to swarm.
“It was kind of ugly, man, blood everywhere,” Wendell McNeal, a witness, told a Philadelphia TV station. Witnesses couldn’t give police detailed descriptions of the suspects, and no one recalled the car’s license plate. Police on Friday were awaiting surveillance camera tapes from nearby businesses, Ruiz said.
I’m no big fan of seagulls, but surely you can find better ways to spend your time than coming up with ways to run them over with your car. What the fuck is wrong with you people?