Are you jealous of all those other people who manage to find images of Jesus Christ in all manner of everyday objects ranging from water stains and trees to their french toast breakfast? Well now you can find the image of Jesus on everything you cook just by using the amazing new Jesus Pan! For only $29.99 you get two pans that have had an image of your personal savior etched into the steel so that when you make your delicious grilled cheese sandwiches or hamburgers you’ll sear an image of Christ onto the surface that’s actually more recognizable than many of the self-portraits Jesus himself has attempted in the past. No longer must you sit back and feel dejected simply because you covet your neighbor’s ability at finding Jesus’ hidden artworks. Below is a screenshot of the actual website. Click it to embiggen.
Note: I have no idea if this is a real product, scam, or just a joke, but I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it were legit.