It’s a little known fact that Hell is right here in Michigan. I currently live pretty close to it and have visited it on a couple of occasions. Tomorrow is the infamous 666 date that has a lot of Christian-types all a jittery. The folks in Hell plan to make note of the unique date with a bit of a celebration:
The town of Hell is counting on revelers to show up this Tuesday, June 6, 2006, to celebrate the devilish calendar convergence of 6-6-6. According to local news reports, Hell’s mayor has loaded up his souvenir shop with 666 merchandise—t-shirts, coffee mugs—and stocked only 666 of each item.
There will be a costume competition and live music, and the town also promises to have the Gates of Hell operating over at the playground. While they’re hoping for fun-loving crowds, they don’t anticipate any more than the usual pecentage of devil worshippers and Satanists…
I’m thinking I may drop in on Hell tomorrow after work just to see what they’ve got going, but payday isn’t until Friday so I may have to give it a pass. Which is a shame as it’s not every day you can party in Hell.