Proof that God designed bananas.

[Editor’s Note: Somehow this entry got set back to pending so I’m reopening it.]

Here’s a video from some Christian nutjob TV channel, where the presenter tries to justify that God designed the banana. Watch it below, or view it at Google Video.

Found via Gia’s Blog.

21 thoughts on “Proof that God designed bananas.

  1. That’s Mr. Ray Comfort along with the washed up Kirk Cameron. They keep themselves pretty busy these days putting out videos called The Way of the Master that purport to “teach Christians how to share their faith effectively and inoffensively.”

    Generally they just make me laugh.

  2. Generally they just make me laugh.

    Especially if they try to justify Carrots, or Broccoli or Brussel fuckin’ Sprouts.
    I wonder how they do cabbage, mangoes or Dates!!.
    Dickheads. Need fuckin’ with a pine-cone or any other type of cone. LOL

  3. I browsed a bit at Google Video, and found this Berlitz ad that might be funny, especially for elwed and ingolfson…

    I saw this one some time ago – only if you haff a cherman sense of humour can sink about sinking (think about thinking – is that a double pun-wammy?). LOL

  4. The subtle homo-erotic overtones to the banana argument intrigued me.

    Hmmm…. Perhaps there’s a nutso counter argument there to the religious-right’s anti-gay position.

  5. Heheh… Allee had him on her radio show a couple of weeks ago and he conceded that the “banana argument

  6. Thanks for the name BRENT – it was a prompt with nowhere to go, except for the DRIFT into memory.

    Um, you’re welcome? gulp  grin

  7. Mm… and you notice how the colon has many fleshy ridges, while the internals twist and curve? This allows the 5 ridges of the banana to fit regardless of how you rotate them inside the colon. Notice too, the banana’s shape is curved.

    God made bananas so we can stick them in our butts! The Devil made pineapples, on the other hand. – and coconuts. But especially pineapples.

  8. Someone shoulda told him that the banana he holds was designed by thousands of years of selective breeding/growing and in the last 50 years or so genetic modifications by scientists. That’s why they’re so easy to eat.

    Tell that man to go find some real bananas…

    In fact that banana is probably one of the worst examples to use because in a way it respresents *gasp* evolution. No banana like that existed in the time of Jesus.

  9. So, did this intelligent designer do up the cucumber for lonely, horny women?  Big, round, slightly bumpy in all the right places….

  10. Anyone else noticing the homoerotic subtext when he shows how perfectly the banana fits into the human mouth?

  11. Syd: Anyone else noticing the homoerotic subtext when he shows how perfectly the banana fits into the human mouth?

    You’d have to be devoid of all five senses to miss it. Given the fact that this guy is a right-wing Xtian, I would have guessed that the banana (nature’s perfect phallic symbol) would be his nightmare.

    Zilch: But I guess the Devil made the Durian…

    I’ll say! Cut open one of those and my eyes instantly start watering.  downer

  12. Roland posed: who knows what Kasparov or Fischer were like at 7.

    http://kasparovchessfoundation.org/About/bio.html

    Garry Kasparov was born on April 13, 1963 in Baku, the capital of Azerbaijan, ex-USSR. By the age of seven, Garry was a child chess prodigy.

    http://www.chess-poster.com/great_players/fischer.htm

    By age seven, he was so thoroughly absorbed that his mother became worried. “Bobby isn’t interested in anybody unless they play Chess and there just aren’t many children who like it” she once said.

  13. Cindi writes…

    So, did this intelligent designer do up the cucumber for lonely, horny women?  Big, round, slightly bumpy in all the right places….

    Oh my!  red face

    EyesOnly, is that comment on the right thread? I have no idea how it relates.

  14. Given the fact that this guy is a right-wing Xtian,, I would have guessed that the banana (nature’s perfect phallic symbol) would be his nightmare.

      Maybe he’s subconciously expressing desires…

  15. Why are Christians so fucking stupid…oh yeah they believe in a cosmic zombie jew and an all seeing all knowing all powerful yet oddly absent creator

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