Looks like Lay and Skilling could’ve benefited from buying some of Rod Parsley’s “Divine Bad Decision Protection” as the jury is sending their asses to jail:
After the verdict Lay stood with his family members gathered around him and weeping loudly. Lay had no tears and tried to console them, saying, “God’s got another plan right now.”
Lay, 64, the son of a preacher, then clasped hands with them as they stood in a circle to pray. “We’ll all come through this stronger and more reliant on God,” he told them.
It always sucks when your plan and God’s plan end up being two different things. I think the following statement sums up the depth of my sympathy for these two fine and upstanding individuals: Ha!! Ha ha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*Snicker* Just call me Mr. Compassion.