Harry Potter Fanfics We’d Rather Not See.

Yeah, I can agree with pretty much every title on this list. A small sample:

Harry Potter and the Uneventful Year When No One Tried to Kill Him

Harry Potter and the New Love Interest Who Happens to Have the Same Name as the 15-Year-Old Girl Writing this Fanfic

Harry Potter and the New Love Interest Who Happens to Have the Same Name as the 15-Year-Old Boy Writing this Fanfic

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sucrets

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Kidney Stone

Harry Potter and the Uncomforatble Oversexualization of Minors

Harry Potter and the Socerer are Stoned

Harry Potter and the Burning Sensation

Harry Potter and the Camping Weekend With Ron That Will Never Be Spoken Of Again

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5 thoughts on “Harry Potter Fanfics We’d Rather Not See.

  1. I lifted these from stupid.com a while back…

    Harry Potter and the urinal of fate
    Harry Potter and the Outhouse of Gloom
    Harry Potter Meets the Dragon’s Foul Wind
    Harry Potter and the Possessed Proctologist
    Harry Potter and the Phantom IPO
    Harry Potter and the Taco That Didn’t Agree With Him
    Harry Potter Gets a Training Bra
    Harry Potter Meets Nunzilla
    ARRYHA OTTERPAY NDAAY HETAY ERSONPAY HATTAY POKESAY IGPAY ATINLAY
    Harry Potter Joins the Cast of Friends
    Hari Potar Getz Hukd Onn Foniks
    Harry Potter and “The View” with Barbara Walters
    Harry Potter and All the People Who Wrote Harry Potter Titles
    Harry Potter and the Shared Needle
    Harry Potter and The Underpants Gnomes
    Harry Potter Goes To Euro Disney
    Harry Potter and the Porcelain Throne
    Harry Potter and the Woman In the Bar With an Adam’s Apple
    Harry Potter and the Mime That Wouldn’t Shut Up
    Harry Potter and DOS For Dummies
    Harry Potter and the Magical Mystical iMAC
    Harry Potter and The Mysterious Journey Through Britney Spears Implants
    Harry Potter and the Premenstrual Princess
    rohtuA cixelsyD ehT dna rettoP yrraH
    Harry Potter Meets the Flintstones
    O my god, they killed Harry Potter!
    Harry Potter and The Chamber of Commerce
    Harry Potter Meets the Giant’s Mighty Backdraft
    Harry Potter and the Hamster’s Little Presents
    Harry Potter and the Yellow Ying-Yang
    Harry Potter and the Foul Mouthed Republican
    Harry Potter and the Thing They Found in his Colon
    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Crapskaban
    Harry Potter and the Cat That Coughed Up Radioactive Hairballs
    Harry Potter and the Attack of the Morons
    Harry Potter and the Days of Ritalin
    Harry Potter and the Talking Mute
    Harry Potter and the Society to Prevent Attention Deficit Disorder’s Big Book of the Animals of the North…Hey Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!
    Harry Potter and the Electrical Socket
    Harry Potter and That Guy He’s Always With, hmmm…
    Harry Potter Goes to Hooters
    Harry Potter “The Movie” Starring: Robert Downey Junior, Flubber,
    Queen Elizabeth I, and George Lucas.
    Harry Potter Becomes Mary Potter
    Harry Potter and What He Found In His Sisters Top Drawer
    Harry Potter and the High Voltage Fence
    Harry Potter and the Time They Just Sat There for 300 Pages
    Harry Potter and the Magical Enema
    Harry Potter and the Bordello of Doom
    Harry Potter and the “Special” Brownies
    Harry Potter and ASTM Standards on Precision and Bias for Various Applications

  2. Harry Potter picks a cell phone plan
    Harry Potter and the reader who skipped to page 596
    Harry Potter and the New York transsexual prostitute

  3. BWAH! Love it! Except I think I’d read Hermione Granger and the Cryptofascist Misogynist Conspiracy of Hogwarts. Just sounds like the sort of thing I’d read. *laugh*

  4. Harry Potter and the badly plotted Enid Blyton rip off.  Oh hang on they did that one.  Six Times.

  5. HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

    Harry Potter and the Camping Weekend With Ron That Will Never Be Spoken Of Again

    now i really wanna read THAT book.

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